Never disrespect Mistress!
There are many things you should never say to your Mistress. You know the eye contact restrictions you must maintain, and the vocal responses you must give to certain questions. You know the BDSM protocols and rituals that you must go through. You know it all so well. But you do have a secret don’t you? There is that little part of you that rebels. It may be only .0001 precent of your brain, but inside every submissive is a tiny streak of rebellion.
If it were not there, then you’d simply be a submissive door mat, and no Mistress wants that. It becomes quite boring. So, believe me, we Mistresses know that little streak is there, and sometimes we even try to bring it out in you. Why? Well, simply to punish you of course! Silly subbies!
Ms. Sloane and I thought this list was fun. While you want to break protocol and utter “yeah, sure” sometimes instead of an enthusiastic “Yes, Ma’am!” this list is sure to bring on the punishment, and you will not like it. So, read up on what NEVER to say to your Mistress, and remember to always work to make Mistress Happy!
10. How was I supposed to know I wasn’t to put your leather pants in the washer?
9. Yeah, right… SPANK THIS!
8. Yay! Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up!
7. God, you Domme’s think the world should bow before you!
6. And what exactly do you think you are going to do with that paddle?
5. Sorry, I got a date in with an IRS agent tomorrow night. Some time next year maybe?
4. Spanking? 2 words. Bite Me!
3. What do I look like, your maid?!
2. Do your own damn laundry!
1. Who died and left you Domme?
Charming, right? Mistress will be getting the punishments ready now!
Eye contact restrictions would be really really hard for me.
I find it hard to make eye contact with a drop dead gorgeous stranger, but once stranger no more, the only thing that keeps me from wanting eye contact would be a low cut dress.
I have a feeling I would need some serious serious serious training if/when I meet the right domme in my meat life.
*Memorizes the bad list and just remembers to say “Yes, Mistress” instead.*
Hi Alice!
I can assure you that both Mistress Delia and I
are creative (she’s devious, I’m just wrong)
and use different ways to train our slaves and subbies.
You’ll find us both up to the challenge LOL
Ms Sloane
magnus,
I’m thinking that we should use you
as our poster child for good submissives.
I’ll title it something like…
Gettin’ It Right the First Time Around!
LOL Ms Sloane
MsSloane, I do live by the mantra of anything worth doing is worth doing right…and worth doing on my knees.
smiles a big toothy grin
magnus, your thinking processes are truly beautiful.
makes mental note to add worth doing on your knees to email signature line
Ms Sloane
Awww, you’re going to give me a big head, MsSloane. (Take your pic.)
I’m glad I could enhance your email signature. I do aim to please.
Oh oh- I’ve broken some of those!
Pleasing seems to suit you magnus-
you certainly do it well.
Ms Sloane
I do respect your honesty Scott…
Oh but that doesn’t mean you won’t
get…reprimanded! LOL
Ms Sloane
bends over and awaits punishment…..
smiles a serene smile before saying…
“Well scott, this is gonna hurt you a lot more than it’s going to hurt me!”
LOL
starts to practice cries and moans from the spanking that is to take place……
LOL @scott
It’s gonna be a WHOLE lotta fun!
Eagerly awaiting our session.