BDSM Jokes make Me Laugh!
Every once in a while your Pain Mistresses have to have some fun. We enjoy a good BDSM joke! Sometimes you just just let loose and have a good laugh as you take a good look at all of the sex toys and kink around you! While BDSM is a very serious form of intimate play, it is important to remember that your kinky play should make you happy, body and soul, inside and out. If it doesn’t, then you should not be engaging in any kinky play. While this is a fun post, that message is serious.
The Joke
Delia and Sloane meet at their 20th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each other since graduation. They start to talk and bring each other up to speed. They chat about their husbands, their houses, hobbies and finally get to discussing to their sex lives.
Sloane says “It’s…okay. We do it every other week or so but it’s no hot steamy thing, how’s yours?” Delia replies “It’s absolutely wonderful, ever since we got into S&M.” Sloane is aghast. “Really Delia, I never would thought you would like something as serious as BDSM.”
“Oh, yeah!,” says Delia, “He Snores while I Masturbate.”
You tell Us a Joke
Because we love to hear a good joke, not the challenge is on you to find us a BDSM funny and leave it in here for comments, or email it to us: Delia@enchantrixempire.com or Sloane@enchantrixempire.com so we can play with it and post it somewhere. Make your Mistresses laugh, and this time they wont be laughing at you!
One day Mom was cleaning junior’s room and in the closet she found an OWK magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, ” Well what should we do about this?” Dad looked at her and said, “Well I don’t think you should spank him.”
ROFLMAO
That definitely is a qualifier…
What say you Ms Delia?