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BDSM Joke

Sloane — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 05:00:07 +0000

BDSM Jokes make Me Laugh!

Every once in a while your Pain Mistresses have to have some fun. We enjoy a good BDSM joke! Sometimes you just just let loose and have a good laugh as you take a good look at all of the sex toys and kink around you! While BDSM is a very serious form of intimate play, it is important to remember that your kinky play should make you happy, body and soul, inside and out. If it doesn’t, then you should not be engaging in any kinky play. While this is a fun post, that message is serious.

The Joke

Delia and Sloane meet at their 20th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each other since graduation. They start to talk and bring each other up to speed. They chat about their husbands, their houses, hobbies and finally get to discussing to their sex lives.

Sloane says “It’s…okay. We do it every other week or so but it’s no hot steamy thing, how’s yours?” Delia replies “It’s absolutely wonderful, ever since we got into S&M.” Sloane is aghast. “Really Delia, I never would thought you would like something as serious as BDSM.”

“Oh, yeah!,” says Delia, “He Snores while I Masturbate.”

You tell Us a Joke

Because we love to hear a good joke, not the challenge is on you to find us a BDSM funny and leave it in here for comments, or email it to us: Delia@enchantrixempire.com or Sloane@enchantrixempire.com so we can play with it and post it somewhere. Make your Mistresses laugh, and this time they wont be laughing at you!

What Kind of Slut are you?

Sloane — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 06:00:37 +0000

Be a good Slut!

Are you a slut? Likely if you are reading this post! But the question really is what kind of slut are you? Throughout the week at the Pain Mistress, we like to have some fun, and challenge our readers at the same time. For our thought provoking Thursday, we’ll have some fun and find out!

Now here is the fun part. All replies must be submitted in our comments section to count! We want tons of responses, so dig deep and think about the type of slut you really are. How do you best serve Mistress? What are your skills as a submissive?

Come up with as many words as you can to fill in the blank and finish the sentence:

I am a ______ slut.

Extra points to the most creative and the most humorous! C’mon! Humor us! Enjoy this bit of self reflection. The best part is if we reach 50 comments (just 1 per person counts, though you may cheer others on!) Everyone who puts up a response to the question asked will receive something special from Ms. Delia and Ms. Sloane.

Make sure you put in a valid email address in the comments section because your slutty little surprise wil come to you that way. So, tell others over on Enchantrix Empire about this challenge so we can meet and exceed 50 slut comments by this Friday, February 24th. Good luck, slut! We know you will do your best to answer the question and also spread the word about what kind of slut you are.

15 Ways to Tell you are a Wannabe Submissive

Sloane — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 05:00:01 +0000

Are you a Wannabe Submissive?

Do you just want to be a submissive, but never have tried? We have a name for you – wannabe! In this post you will read a list of ways to tell if you are a wannabe! If you see yourself in this list, call a Mistress immediately!

If you think it’s not necessary to communicate what you need or want to your Dom because what you want is not important… you might be a Wannabe

If you think being collared and spanked online qualifies you as an experienced sub… you might be a Wannabe.

If you think you have no limits… you might be a Wannabe

If you think using your safeword means you’re not a “real” sub… you might be a Wannabe

If you think bruises and broken limbs are standard bdsm play….you might be a Wannabe

If you think the best sub is the one who can stand the most pain… you might be a Wannabe

If you think R/L is just like cyber… you might be a Wannabe

If you consent your first live meet with a Dom/me without using a safety net… you might be a Wannabe

If you think being a sub is all about being abused… you might be a Wannabe

If you think CBT means “Come and Bring Toys”… you might be a Wannabe

If you have to remove your collar so your Master can walk his dog… you might be a Wannabe (and your Dom is really cheap)

If you think sub-space is the cage a Dom keeps His or Her sub in… you might be a Wannabe

If you think enemas are only given for medicinal purposes…you might be a Wannabe

If you think submission means never saying “no”… you might be a Wannabe

If you have to spit out your chewing tobacco before you can be gagged… you might be a redneck as well as a Wannabe

10 Phrases NEVER to say to your Mistress

Sloane — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 05:00:38 +0000

Never disrespect Mistress!

There are many things you should never say to your Mistress. You know the eye contact restrictions you must maintain, and the vocal responses you must give to certain questions. You know the BDSM protocols and rituals that you must go through. You know it all so well. But you do have a secret don’t you? There is that little part of you that rebels. It may be only .0001 precent of your brain, but inside every submissive is a tiny streak of rebellion.

If it were not there, then you’d simply be a submissive door mat, and no Mistress wants that. It becomes quite boring. So, believe me, we Mistresses know that little streak is there, and sometimes we even try to bring it out in you. Why? Well, simply to punish you of course! Silly subbies!

Ms. Sloane and I thought this list was fun. While you want to break protocol and utter “yeah, sure” sometimes instead of an enthusiastic “Yes, Ma’am!” this list is sure to bring on the punishment, and you will not like it. So, read up on what NEVER to say to your Mistress, and remember to always work to make Mistress Happy!

10. How was I supposed to know I wasn’t to put your leather pants in the washer?

9. Yeah, right… SPANK THIS!

8. Yay! Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up!

7. God, you Domme’s think the world should bow before you!

6. And what exactly do you think you are going to do with that paddle?

5. Sorry, I got a date in with an IRS agent tomorrow night. Some time next year maybe?

4. Spanking? 2 words. Bite Me!

3. What do I look like, your maid?!

2. Do your own damn laundry!

1. Who died and left you Domme?

Charming, right? Mistress will be getting the punishments ready now!

Mistresses ARE What you Want

Sloane — Fri, 10 Feb 2012 05:00:50 +0000

You want a Mistress!

Mistresses are what you want. Why? Well, you fantasize about being enslaved and used by your Mistress, We know. You enjoy the thought of a slightly sadistic, no-nonsense Mistress who takes no shit; a Mistress who is so powerful that Her look can intimidate the biggest of any man.

This enslavement fantasy is carefully crafted, all minute details thought of, many times over, so that it plays out in a way that you simply cannot escape because the Mistresses Sloane and Delia have made that fantasy of yours real, in a way where escape is not even considered, so enraptured you are, with our power, grace and skillful control of your body and mind.

Even if you were feeling spunky enough to attempt such an ill-advised escape, the intuitive and creative ways of your punishment is such that you won’t try it again!

Submit To your Mistresses – Resistance is Futile

Being entirely at the mercy of your Mistress, who makes you sing as only she can, subjects you to the subjugation and punishment of that is purely fantasy. Because we all know that in real life, you probably couldn’t handle it! But, as a fantasy, it works perfectly! To you, the idea of being captured by a powerful Mistress and being charged with the crime of being a man and then sentenced to serve Me as I see fit, brings so many erotic thoughts to mind, doesn’t it? Being answerable to someone else’s schedule with no input at all and having no say in it at all, just does it for you. Doesn’t it? Admit it. We know you do!

BDSM Quote Mistress Body Worship

Sloane — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 05:00:50 +0000

Mistress Body Worship

“Body worship is first and foremost for Her benefit, not yours, though it is marvelous to
discover that in giving Her pleasure, you yourself enter into what can become your
most wholesome experience in life.” ~ Submissive Journal

How much do you agree with this quote?

How do you feel about Mistress body worship?

What is your most favorite part of your Mistress’s body?

Do you pay it special attention?

How would you feel about having to worship that body part as a part of your service?

Tell us what you think about Mistress Body Worship!

BDSM Safety Video Threesome

Sloane — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 05:00:17 +0000

BDSM Play Safety

A threesome of BDSM safety videos promises to let you see exactly what happens when you engage in kink safely or not.

The first Video lets you see very easily how a well-practiced explanation can really save your ass, both figuratively and literally. We here at the pain mistress just loved the drawn out explanation of one caught in the act!

The second Video, though foreign, lets you know to not mix drinking with BDSM! Honestly, as you will see, you never know what can happen. The sex toys in the video are great as well! Doen’t everyone need a fuzzy pink set of handcuffs? Curious? Go check it out on Enchantrix Empire.

The third Video just offers some fun advice, and is kind of sexy. Do understand that while we Mistresses have a fun sense of humor, we also want you to be safe with your kink! Play safely, and have fun!

Can you Worship Mistress

Sloane — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 05:00:21 +0000

Body Worship

I’ve heard people remark that seeing their Mistress in the buff does not a domination session make. Worse, that seeing your mistress in her full glory is immoral. Seriously?! Get real people! It may not be what you might consider professional, but I didn’t know you were appointed judge and jury. I, for one, insist more often that, to work completely naked. How better to have you realize exactly what you are, what your role is, than to be in session with your Goddess, the Mistress who you serve, while she is nude?

You Serve Me, You Worship Me

You do know that the female body, especially that of your Mistress, deserves to be worshiped, if you are deemed worthy of course, to be worship Us. (Besides how can you go wrong with body worship on anyone?). Seeing your Mistress in the nude, should be one of the greatest sights known to you, depending entirely on the fact that you do have a modicum of self control and not be distracted by the beautiful sight before you.

On your Knees

While you should get used to seeing your Mistress in stilettos, skirt and anything She wants to put on to make Her look sexy, desirable and undeniable- nothing beats seeing your Mistress’ body it its natural state. If you are allowed to worship any part of a Woman’s body, it is an honor and We see nothing wrong with a strong Mistress being dominant while she is completely bare……Do you?

BDSM Dice Game

Sloane — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:00:35 +0000

BDSM Dice Games with Ms. Delia and Ms. Sloane

Monday’s at the Pain Mistress have just gotten more interesting with BDSM dice games!

Dice Game Rules:

Needed-

1 die (just one!) numbers 1-6

What you are- sissy, cumslut, stroker, slave, etc determines what you do following that roll of the single die across the table.

Dice Game Categories:

If you are a: Sissy, Cuck, Cum Eater, Stroker Boy, Cum slut, or you love Coerced Bi or Small Penis Humiliation, roll the dice:

Roll a 1=Spank your ass 5 times

Roll a 2=Slide a finger..over your breasts.. nipples..tongue..belly.. inside your ass for 5 minutes

Roll a 3=Gently play with and caress ALL your sensitive spots. Also make them wet with your fingertips. Don’t forget any sensitive spots- for 10 minutes but do not cum!

Roll a 4=Take your favorite toy and deep throat it for 5 minutes.

Roll a 5=Wear a bra and panties under your clothing all day.

Roll a 6= Go to a lingerie shop and buy a new matching set of bra and panties, in your size. Be sure to try them on before you buy them!

If you are a Submissive, Slave, or Humiliation/Pain Play gets you off, when you roll the dice:

Roll a 1=Spank your bare ass hard 5 times

Roll a 2=Spank your bare ass hard 10 times and say how much you love it-out loud.

Roll a 3=In front of a mirror-spread your legs and ass-cheeks extra wide bend over,and for 1 minute and say: ‘Naked and spread wide open is the natural state of a (slave, subbie, or pain puppy)

Roll a 4=Spank your bare ass 15 times with your hand and say ” I do as I am told”

Roll a 5=Tweak your nipples softly and then harder until you can’t suppress a sound from your mouth.

Roll a 6=Use an ice-cube to caress your lips, tongue, neck, nipples, belly and your cock! If there’s anything left from the cube after that, put it in your mouth.

We are pervy here at the Pain Mistress and proud of it so be sure to give us details either in the comment section or at:

delia@enchantrixempire.com or sloane@enchantrixempire.com because we want to always bring you the best BDSM games!

Truth or Dare

Sloane — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 05:00:51 +0000

Here it is…what you’ve been waiting for! This is very first of our Mindfuck Friday Truth or Dare series!!!!

You never know what Mistress Delia and I have up our sleeves do you? That’s the fun of it!

Here’s how this works

Read the truth or dare question and submit your answer in the comment section or via either one of our emails.

If your answer to the question is no, then it’s time to do our dare!

We love creativity here, if you do our dare and do it successfully and with your own flair to it…tell us, show us, we want to know!

The Truth Question:

Have you ever been caught masturbating?

“Yes” Answers

Who caught you and how compromising a position were you in when you got busted?

Tell us the down and dirty details on comment section here or at:

sloane@enchantrixempire.com or

delia@enchantrixempire.com

“No” Answers:

If your answer is...no then it’s time for your dare!

We Dare You To:

If you are married/co-habitating:

Masturbate obviously and let us know what happens with your partner.

If you are single, masturbate in front of a mirror, aim at it, cum, and send us the picture of you and your reflection in that messy mirror.

Remember we want details!

After doing so, tell us if anyone say you, or you weren’t seen.

Oh and this one is a mild…one. A test drive! Depending on your feedback , we really start playing hard next Friday.

Have a good weekend!